5 things that will make me leave your blog
I’ve been running around like scolded chicken these past few days, trying to find new interesting blogs to follow. Honestly, I have nothing else to do with my time. Aside from homework. (It’s not like I’ll be doing that on a regular basis. Geez, who do you take me for? Someone responsible? HAH!)
In my quest I’ve come to realize that I’m a total blog snob. I’m so superficial I’m almost ashamed. (Not really.) These are some of the things that will make me run away from your blog like a clown was chasing me with a butchers-knife. (That shit is scary.)
- Light text on dark background.
- Centered text in blog posts.
This is so fucking annoying and totally breaks up the flow of the text.
Have you ever seen any books or magazines that center bodies of text?
No? Well take a fucking hint, douche canoe. - Crazy-ugly fonts.

- Music auto playing.
No. Just don’t. - Communicating entirely in text speak.
U ttly wnt 2 B liek me I knw. I hook u up n e tyme nd it wud b assum.I like the occasional abbreviations. I do them myself. All text speak all the time? Fuck that. By the way, omitting vowels does not make an abbreviation. It makes a dumb. If I need a goddamn translator to read your post I will not bother. And that goes for your texts, status-updates and emails too.
What mistakes makes you grind your teeth?



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